Vacations lessons

There are also a few lessons I learned in the infamous Trenton Georgia...
1. When you drive 12 hours south to escape cold and snow, it can still be cold and snowy.

2. Bored children do not sit quietly. They draw on their clothes and bodies with markers.
3. Silly putty does not come out of stuffed animals, pajamas, pillows and blankets. It does come off noses.

4. I was not afraid of heights until my 4 year old stood at the edge of this ledge.

5. Trenton Georgia does not have provolone cheese and when you ask for it, they are personally offended.
6. Southern hospitality is an exception not a rule.
7. When you approach the check out isle with 4 bottles of wine, you should make sure they sell wine on Sundays.
8. A game of Sorry can last 3 hours and produce temper tantrums of significant proportions

9. When children have to share a bed, it takes twice as long to fall asleep, but the giggles are worth listening to.
10. Always, when you have an Abby, bring 3 times as many clothes as you think you might need.