Weighing In

With the current political climate and elections right around the corner, it is time for me to weigh in on a few important issues:

1. Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

YES

2. What came first the chicken or the egg?

CHICKEN

3. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

NO

4. Chocolate or Vanilla?

CHOCOLATE

I am glad I could get that off my chest.